Go back to Minnesota!

So last night I took my niece and nephew to the movies to see Friday The 13th. I wish I could say I fully enjoyed this movie, but I didn't. Not because it was a bad movie, but because it was interrupted. This man sitting with his girlfriend behind us, did not stop talking from beginning to end. Like, full blown conversational talking. It wasn't even whispering, just talking, from the previews to the end of the movie. I was so irritated so I kept telling him to shut up and making comments like "I THOUGHT we were in a movie theatre" and "This douche bag never shuts up. I would hate to have a conversation with him." Soon after other people started telling him to shut up and he just went off, especially on this couple behind him. First the man told him to shut the hell up and he went off on him telling HIM to shut the fuck up and saying "fuck you" and what not. He called him a bitch ass, told him to go and make him shut up. The man throew a bag of popcorn at the couple. The man who had told him to shut up was just like "What is fuck is your problem? You have issues." And the man stands up and is pretty much trying to antagonize the guy to start being violent and stuff and kept throwing stuff at them. I mean, seriously this guy was the epitome of an annoying black person at the movies. Completely obnoxious, rude, and unbelievable. After the guy talking stood up and threw popcorn at the couple it didn't get any better. He continued to talk throughout the movie and was now louder. He started making comments while Jason was murdering people in the movie, of how he was going to do the same to the guy sitting behind him when the movie was over. "I'm going to slice and dice these mother fuckers and make them look like chicken tenders." At this time the woman of the couple started telling him to shut up. He was even worse with her, calling her every name he could thing of. He went on a rant and I swear he didn't breathe. People all around, although irritated, couldn't help but laugh. My niece and nephew were on both sides of me shaking with laughter and they couldn't contain it. Especially when the black guy screams "Suck my dick bitch, long and wet." Sooooo uncalled for, yet hilarious. He then talked about how the woman had more balls than the "Bitch ass" she was sitting next to. Then continued to argue and he was like "Suck my balls bitch. Put some hair on the bigger ones you have than that bitch ass you're sitting next to." I chuckled a few times while he was raving, because I couldn't believe how rude and obscene someone could be during a movie. I was amazed that, considering the price of movie tickets these days, someone would pay this money for a movie and just talk all the way through from beginning to end and cause trouble with the people around him. He and the woman continued to bicker and he said something stupid and she goes "What does that even mean?" and he says "It means what the fuck I meant it to mean. Simple bitch, go back to Minnesota." It was at this time I noticed the guy in front of us had yet to laugh throughout the whole encounter and when he started to laugh I couldn't hold it in. This simple comment had me dying of laughter, that and the fact that neither my niece or nephew could hold their laughter in, my nephew was slumped down in his seat so close to the floor pretty much crying with laughter. My niece, being 11 years old kept turning around and I had to keep making her face forward and covering her mouth because I didn't want this guy to start saying anything to her. Someone in the theater finally got up and went to get security. They came and asked him to step outside and of course he started to lie and say he wasn't doing anything or threatening anyone, but he stepped outside. I don't know what story he told security outside, but they let him back in. After he came back, HE STILL CONTINUED TO TALK. It was so ridiculous! What was even more unbelievable was that at the end of this movie the guy had the nerve to say the movie was retarded. I don't understand how he could make such an opinion when he wouldn't shut the hell up through the whole thing. When the movie was over and everyone started to exit the theatre, I noticed that the security was waiting outside, I guess to see if the guy would make good on his threats. We didn't stay to find out, it was such an irritating trip to the movies, but definitely not dull.